toastoat:

PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME

(via hotcocoaandstripedsweaters)

counterpunches:

hetagarnet:

qichi:

linguisticsyall:

Where does your tongue stay when you’re not speaking? If you’re an English-speaker, it’s behind the top front teeth. If you’re a Russian-speaker, it’s on the bottom of your mouth, lying flat.

#what #for real

I JUST FREAKING CONSCIOUSLY CHECKED AND TRIED TO MAKE IT LAY FLAT BUT NO, IT’S SERIOUSLY AT THE TOP OF MY MOUTH. I DON’T LIKE THIS

 

(via hotcocoaandstripedsweaters)

camsfarts:

College students
socialismartnature:

Breaking via ABC News: UN Human Rights Council votes to open inquiry into alleged war crimes in Gaza; U.S. is the ONLY “no” vote.
That’s because the U.S. is a direct accomplice to every war crime that Israel commits.

socialismartnature:

Breaking via ABC News: UN Human Rights Council votes to open inquiry into alleged war crimes in Gaza; U.S. is the ONLY “no” vote.

That’s because the U.S. is a direct accomplice to every war crime that Israel commits.

(Source: twitter.com, via hotcocoaandstripedsweaters)

Tags: wow

sansasnarky:

when a fandom’s most popular ship is a lesbian one

image

(via ladyshawsters)

surprisebitch:

unshaped:

nintenofficial:

dropdeadesu:

aragaki:

i don’t get this. why does this have so many notes. does it have to do with the type of ice cream? Napoleon ice cream? Napoleon Bonaparte? is that Napoleon Bonaparte’s hand?

nobody explain

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OH MY GOD

this fucking website

surprisebitch:

unshaped:

nintenofficial:

dropdeadesu:

aragaki:

i don’t get this. why does this have so many notes. does it have to do with the type of ice cream? Napoleon ice cream? Napoleon Bonaparte? is that Napoleon Bonaparte’s hand?

nobody explain

?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

OH MY GOD

this fucking website

(Source: gotitforcheap, via promisesomething)

overlypolitebisexual:

sims 4 advertising “gay sims” like we havent been making our sims gay since the game first came out lmfao

(via asdfghjklady)

"The whole thing with Aria and Ezra is hilarious because to me I’m like, “Dude, get this guy out! He’s obviously using you,” but everyone’s like, “Ezra to the death!” No, he is bad for her, this is unhealthy and you’re teaching people bad relationships. So that’s one relationship I can’t get behind."

— Troian Bellisario (source)

(Source: drugaddictedcutiepie, via dealanexmachina)

  • lesbian: I identify as a lesbian because I'm attracted to women.
  • gay guy: I identify as gay because I'm attracted to men.
  • bisexual: I identify as bisexual because I'm attracted to both men and women.
  • queer person: I identify as queer because the moment I came out of my precious parental unit's womb in a gust if glitter i knew i was gonna be unique. i am the eye of a storm, a street warrior wearing knee-high boots and a smile as I fuck up with system with nothing but my hairspray and knuckle dusters. I am queer because I am a diamond in the rough of sexual conformity. i don't like bodies, i like people's souls and i long for the embrace of a hard femme lover with fabulous facial hair who will be my steampunk romeo and the captain of my spaceship across the universe and beyond. I am no mere mortal, I am more than my humdrum middle class existence, i am a rebel, a lover, a fiend, a revolutionary. i will stand tall when heteronormative scum try and put me down. i am queer because there is nobody else quite like me. i am queer hear me roar.

parkslopenarcissists:

every so often in a lesbians life we have a moment where we look out into the distance, reflect on our life choices, ambitions and dreams, and think to ourselves…

"i’m gonna rewatch the l word"

(Source: chinnie-sandshoes-and-granddad, via asdfghjklady)